mom: eh what your chee by........

dad: eh! why u so vulgar?! 

mom: i mean why your hand so itchy?

dad: you see lah! that's why your kids are so vulgar now.. 

me (being itchy backside): yah lah! all ma's fault!

mom: eh! it's not me ok? it's ur dad. whole day F here F there. 

me: yah that's true lah. i remember last time when i was very young, then pa scolded 'fucking shit' then how i know it's swear word?! then i went to say it and i got scolding from him. i still can remember clearly. 

mom: (laughs) yah lah!

dad - proceeds to take his helmet and wanted to whack me with it (like he does to his workshop boys) where is that love old man?! huh? where?! 

me - tries to shield myself and in the process whack the helmet damn hard with hand. 

dad: (laughs) hahahahahahahha 

mom: why u hurt her?!

dad: i didn't! she hurt herself.. (proceeds to laugh even more and louder)

me: (thinking) what an asshole.